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Introduction I love dancing to great live classic rock music.
Let’s cook together (in the kitchen, silly, miss dirty mind) I’ll help you see the positive in almost any life challenge. Conversations from deep & complex to light & funny. I have LOTS of stories to share from my life. I’m the KingOfDumbJokes! I give big warm hugs. Road trips are great. I like to cook sometimes & I’ve started painting occasionally. Love exploring new places & things. I know who I am & I’m happy within myself, so I ask you to join me not complete me. While imperfect, life is wonderful, c’mon along… 🙂 #BdrugFree I’m allergic to stupidity. LOL (I have got to make this t-shirt) Willing to relocate, for the right person. I divorced in January 2018 & am emotionally free/complete & happy. I love going out for a great live music often. Let’s Dance! Youthful yet wise. The One I Am Looking For…
Be honest, authentic, emotionally healed/available How about we… enjoy live music & dance, make dinner together, converse, laugh, cuddle, be authentic, love completely. be patriotic. The One I Am Looking For…
be HONEST! be GENUINE! be YOURSELF! be COMPLETE with your past. Be DRUG FREE, no cigs, no heavy drinking. Like dumb jokes & puns. Smart enough to have meaningful conversations & comprehend advanced vocabulary & phrasing. Have a sense of humor! I’d Just Like to Add…
I make dumb jokes & occasionally really good ones.
Whether you laugh with me or at me, I’ll be glad you’re laughing. Sometimes they are naughty, so don’t be prudish. I don’t like the P.C. speech codes that a small group of whiners are trying to impose on us, so don’t be a snowflake. I’m allergic to intolerant people, if you can’t be in the presence of opposing viewpoints rationally, then melt away from me. I’m over past relationships, so I’m emotionally available to you. I like people as they naturally are, not surgically enhanced. I’m the KingOfDumbJokes To be sure you read my entire profile & are genuinely interested in the real me, please begin any first message with “Greetings”… ******* Nobody far from SoCal. Looking For: (any of the following)
Deeply loving 100/100 Log-Term Relationship with the right lady XX), Casual Relationship, Pleasure Partner, Pleasure recipient.
Occupation: Guest Teacher & Web Developer
Education:bachelor’s Degree from Cal Poly, Pomona
Religion: Christian
Political Affiliation: Conservative
Height: 6′ 4″
Status: Divorced
Children: I have no children
Pet: Dog
Smoking Preference: Non smoking
Alcohol Preference: On special occasions, one drink Drugs Preference: Never even tried, never will.
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Here’s a recipe for men’s morning juice, which I created
(yes, it REALLY works)








